(July 22, 2005. with updates) -- LBReport.com posts below responses we received to our request to title the photo, below, of a tomato that grew on our backyard vine.
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Some emailed responses specifically said their names could be used, so we did. Others, without a specific indication, are posted anonymously. As of 1:30 p.m., July 25:
- Viagra Beats Miracle Grow (submitted by Thomas A. Muntsinger, Bluff Park)
- It would appropriately be named, as it is obvously a boy tomato, "Tom"-ato. (submitted by John Robertson, ELB South of Conant)
- Ripe with anticipation!
- Is that a pickle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
- This tomato is experiencing an extreme case of "identity crisis." He believes he's a teapot.
- Needs a "Nose job." Great ad for a plastic surgeon.
- Tomanocchio: Lie to it, and it grows bigger! (submitted by Gregg & Trudy, Stratford Square)
- They went thataway [two of these]
- Struck by the "fickle finger of fate!"
- Boy, Long Beach is really growing!
- I'm really happy to see you!"
- Whoa baby, I feel like pollinatin'
- "What air pollution?..."
- The gardener says, "Honey, I think I know where you dropped your Viagra pill..."
- "Honey, I think you should stop nude gardening, even the tomato is noticing..."
- Me llamo Pinocchio
- One tomato a nose below the rest...
- Durante Lives!
- Unsolved Mystery: Richard Nixon reincarnated...
- Eastside right winger
- Only in Long Beach [we don't get this]
- Nosey Tom
- You Say Tomato...I say Weird.
- Must be under the flight path at LGB [we don't get this either]
- Tomatus erectus
- Severe Backup
- I hope it's something in the water (submitted by Amy Clements)
- Honey, it is great to see you after three weeks of nude sun bathing in Cancun.
- El elephante rojo
- Tomato, waiting for the Moyl to show up for the Bris....
- Tomato with no strain relief
- "Tomato on a Stick" (and the stick is edible too)
- Doc, what's this?
- Uh, honey, there is something I have to show you.
- Even Linda Lovelace would have trouble with this thing.
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