(March 22, 2021) -- Not a day passes now in Long Beach without a shooting, or a murder, or some sort of vile criminal activity transpiring, which, alas, long has been endemic to a sprawling metropolitan city with a population that exceeds a half million.
The only difference these days in the great LB is that such phenomena are on the dramatic uptake---31 percent higher than a year ago---with our local City Hall leaders blithely accepting such a harrowing reality by doing nothing decisively about it. Oh, the Long Beach City Council, whose members deservedly are known in this communiqué as the 9 Unworthies, in early February commissioned the LB chief of police, Mr. Robert Luna, to dispense a report on the increasing crime wave under his watch which descended to the dark abyss in that infamous 2020 Great Memorial Day Plunder & Pillage Festival in which 210 businesses were looted in downtown LB. Well, Mr. Luna, who ordered 50 of his officers to stand down in the early part of that horrifying rampage, has come up with a compelling reason for this scary crime increase after careful deliberation and intense research. I figured for sure he would point to the depletion of his once mighty department that has had 20 percent of its force eliminated in recent times by horribly misguided budget cuts---from around 950 officers down to the present level of 750. I drive around LB all the time, and it's become conspicuous to me the absence of police vehicles on the streets, as cars routinely now exceed the speed limits throughout the city, especially on major thoroughfares such as 2nd Street, Bellflower Blvd., Long Beach Blvd., Carson Street, Ocean Blvd., Studebaker Road, etc., etc., etc. In the good old days when cops were a noticeable presence in LB, you'd routinely see them pulling over cars and giving drivers moving violation tickets. I can't even remember the last time I saw such a scenario. And, for sure, I figured the gentleman who so meekly accepted that alleged stand-down order from Mayor Robert Garcia 10 months ago would have learned his lesson and would have pointed out the negative impact that has ensued from the City Hall folly of eliminating the LBPD's Gang Unit. But, nope, Mr. Luna, ever the enlightened visionary, came up with his very own rationale for the rampant rise in gunfire, robberies, muggings, killings and other illegalities now polluting the area. It is, of course, The Great Pandemic that has been the cause in Mr. Luna's deeply-researched, deeply-flawed view! Wow! Please, spare me such bunkum! [Scroll down for further.] |
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Frankly, I'm surprised Mr. Luna didn't blame it on a contingent of extraterrestrials from another galaxy, or on the Russians or on some other fanciful delusion. Actually, the terrible outbreak of Covid-19 in my myopic view would seemingly decrease the crime rate, since more people would be safely staying at home gazing at Netflix programs than going out and engaging in Gun Fight At The OK Corral recreations. But I must bow to Ol' Doc Luna, who ascribes the rise in crime to the awful residual effects of Coronavirus even though I, so naive and uneducated, so damned ignorant, ascribe it to a depleted police force that has been weakened even more by being ordered to tread gingerly these days when performing its dangerous duties. . . What a ripoff! The place that never should have been built---I was a passionate critic of the project at its inception---blows at least $12 million a year and recently was given a kindly $5 million loan from the LB politicians, always quite prolific at handing out gobs of money to those not deserving it. . . It's nice to know that a good, decent, honest human being like Mr. Modica is being assured of getting his $300,000-a-year or so pension one day for the draining work he's now putting in daily at City Hall. . . They even threw a bone---a puny $5 million one---to the hundreds of local restaurants who suffered among the greatest financial strains from the needless lockouts. . . Why in tarnation were they prevented from doing so in the first place? Oh, I forgot, our beloved governor, Gavin Newsom, decided it wouldn't be good for us, absconding with our private rights of freedom in his ridiculous lockdowns that didn't exactly change the course of the Coronavirus. . . He was a bright, good man who was the best gin rummy player---along with the late kicker Ben Agajanian---I ever played against, as he beat me repeatedly during competitions on air flights around America for a few years. He also was the original Julius Irving, an acrobatic, high-jumping player with a vast repertoire of moves who defied gravity when driving to the basket and often seemingly hanging in the air before launching shots that more often that not went through the hoop. Never will I forget the courtly gentleman I was privileged to know so well for so long. . . Viewpoints and op-eds on LBREPORT.com are proudly those of their bylined authors but not necessarily those of LBREPORT.com or our advertisers. We welcome our readers' comments/opinions 24/7 via Facebook and moderate length letters and longer-form op-ed pieces submitted to us at mail@LBReport.com.
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To The Tiger Woods Car Accident To Bad Stu Ledsam's Son Kyle's Big Award To Vons Pavilion GM Steve Carr Performing Cashiering Duty To My Watching the Amazing Emerzian Twins Next Week In Michigan Krikorian Notes: From A Most Surreal Development That Has Me In A State Of Giddiness---Our Beloved Long Beach Actually Now Serious About Building A New Swimming Pool After Coastal Commission Approval And Strong Endorsements From Such Local Leaders As Mayor Robert Garcia and City Manager Tom Modica and Their Political Accomplices To Mike O'Toole Doing a Solo, He-Man Rowing Act On A 32-Foot Gondola Carolina Filled With 14 People Around Naples Canals To Jill Baker’s Typical Back-to-School Delaying Tactics To My Receiving My Periodic SAG-AFTRA Residuals From My Once Flourishing Acting Career That, Sadly, Went The Way Of My Once Flourishing Radio Career Long-Time Belmont Shore Resident Dorcas Baldwin, 85, Endures Frightening Experience Of Homeless Man Breaking Into Her Bay Shore Avenue Home And Taking A Shower Before Long Beach Cops Come To The Rescue CIF Southern Section Commissioner Rob Wigod Hoping Gavin Newsom And His Health Department Toadies Come To Their Senses For Projected High School Sports Restart On March 19 Terry Antonelli Orchestrating Rise Of L’Opera After Its Tragic Fall In The Great Long Beach Memorial Day Pillage & Plunder Festival Krikorian Notes: From Mayor Garcia's Spineless Speech To Jill Baker's Passing The Buck Alliance With Gavin Newsom To A Positive Long Beach Vaccination Experience To Welcoming New Neighbor George Gascon To Mike The Hammer Bludgeoning Me About Boxing To The Amazing Tom Brady The Memorable Life Of Tommy Lasorda: From World Series Titles To Slim-Fast Diets To Obscenity-Laced Jim Healy Tapes To Pitching To Jack Clark To A Sacred Legacy Of Laughter And Success On The Ball Yards Of America "A Lady Shrieking "Wear A Mask!" On Bay Shore Ave. Results In A Mask-Wearing Epiphany For Our Columnist A Christmas Tale Of Reflections And Remembrances A Christmas Tale Of Reflections And Remembrances" Krikorian Notes: From New LA County DA George Gascon Moving To Naples To LBUSD Superintendent Jill Baker Continuing To Stunt Growth Of 70,000 Students To Distress Of Locked Down LB Entrepreneurs Jeff Cozart, Mike Neufeld, John Sangmeister To LB’s Very Own Kato Kaelin, Steve Folger, Squiring Kelly Clarkson In Nashville Krikorian Notes: From Joe Jost Owner Ken Buck Sounding Off On The Lockdowns To Big Ben Goldberg's Boat Parade Party In Huntington Harbor To Bob Ludlam Departing LB For Prescott -- The Leisure World of Arizona -- To LB State President Jane Close Conoley Not Faintly Resembling Her Esteemed Predecessors To Mike (The Hammer) DiMarzo Invading Miami For Nightclub Frolic To LB State Women's Soccer Coach Mauricio Ingrassia Suddenly Looking Like A Matinee Idol When Is LBUSD Superintendent Jill Baker Going To End Her Calamitous Lockdown That Has Caused So Much Chaos And Heartache And Disruption Among 70,000 Students? Krikorian Notes: From Councilman Rex Richardson Displaying Courage To Show Up At A Long Beach Restaurant Association Meeting To The Countless Millions Lost On Unoccupied LB Buses To LB Health Czar Kelly Colopy’s Latest Mean-Spirited Edict To the Irritating Silence Of LB City Manager Tom Modica To LB Mayor Robert Garcia Ignoring His Constituents For Political Reasons To Bob The Black Labrador Parading Down The Peninsula Boardwalk Holding A Large Palm Limb In His Mouth How Many Long Beach Restaurants Will Be Forced to Close After Latest Lockdown Lunacy? Where's Krikorian? 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Krikorian Notes: A Labor Day Elegy For Those In The Long Beach Business Community Who Were Violated In The Memorial Day Looting Frenzy To The Palm Tree Limbs Littering 2nd Street To The Scooters Littering The Belmont Shore Bridge To The Virtual On-Line Spectacle At Big Mike O'Toole's Household Krikorian Notes: From Long Beach Mayor's Ascent To Dem Stardom Because Of Lockstep Embrace Of The Party's Policies To The Enchanting Parklet Dining On 2nd Street To Tearing Down The Hoops in Belmont Shore To Greg Silver's LB Departure To Huntington Beach To Bob Rice Protecting Me From Isiah Robertson Don Kramer Was A Character Like No Other With His Zaniness, Goofiness, Joyfulness, Kindliness Who Left All Who Knew Him With Lasting Memories Of Slapstick Antics And Mirthful Anecdotes Krikorian Notes: From Majority Of LB Teachers Skipping Classrooms For The Comforts Of Home To Dr. Jill Baker Becoming Another Maria Montessori To Terry Antonelli Discussing Resurrection of L'Opera To Mayor Robert Garcia Touted By MSNBC's Brian Williams As A Future U.S. Senator To Kershaw's Magical Transformation Long Beach's Renaissance Man, Chuckie Miller, Reflects On His Entrepreneurial Life And On Racial Inequity Krikorian Notes: From LB's Elected Leadership's Reimagining Delusions To the Gaslamp's Outdoor Wall Video Band Show To The Ghastly USC Coach, Clay Helton FDR's Grandson, Delano Roosevelt, Talks Democratic Party, JetBlue, Long Beach And His Life LBPD Chief Robert Luna: Stand Up For Your Fifty Ousted Cops! 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