(June 29, 2021) -- I've always had a fondness for the irrepressible Long Beach preservationist, ecologist, conservationist. ornithologist, etc., etc., etc., Ann Cantrell.
I was aligned firmly with her along with the late columnist Tom Hennessey in the 1990s in strongly opposing the then LB councilman Les (Baskin) Robbins' hair-brained scheme to despoil the pristine northeast section of El Dorado Park and stick a large athletic facility on it. Not only would the model airplane devotees be cruelly uprooted, but the entire peaceful, tranquil ambience of that quaint patch forever would be ravaged. Blessedly, Mr. Robbins' vision never came to fruition---and it turned out to be a rousing, if not historic triumph for Ms. Cantrell and her conferes. She has been involved in various other such conflicts across the decades---Legends' founder John Morris recalls her raising all sorts issues before he was able open his tavern in 1979---but her latest rabble-rousing campaign leaves me shaking my noggin in dissent this time. You see, if Ms. Cantrell had her way, what has become one of this city's most cherished, popular annual events---the July 3rd Big Bang On The Bay fireworks show---would be permanently shuttered. The fact that this well-attended event has raised more than $1 million in charitable donations in its nine-year existence---it was canceled in 2020 because of The Pandemic---and the fact that most of that money goes to disadvantaged kids in LB and the fact that an estimated 30,000 witness the spectacular pyrotechnics and the fact it's become one of the most anticipated shows of the year among the local citizenry is quite irrelevant to Ms. Cantrell. She's up in arms about what all that loud noise might do to the birds nesting in trees in the vicinity. Citizenry be damned! We must save our precious feathered creatures! But the gentleman who stages the proceedings, Ms. Cantrell's eternal sparring partner, John Morris, scoffs at her complaints. "First off, we have all the proper and legal permits from the Coastal Commission,'' he says. ``Secondly, we have put cones around the nearby trees that most affect the birds. And lastly---and this is the most cogent fact---the birds have returned every year we have done the event. They're not exactly an endangered species.'' I agree with John Morris. I haven't noticed a diminution of birds in the Long Beach environment, although I must admit it's not exactly one of my priorities in life to obsess over their state as Ms. Cantrell has done throughout her life. In fact, there seems to be more flying around in our midst these days than ever, with their ample droppings as proof of such proliferation. Indeed, I've never spent more time cleaning up their messes in the front and back of my home than I have the past few months when so often they're releasing their irritating payloads... [Scroll down for further.] |
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Mr. Werner, a one-time New York state amateur welterweight boxing champion, was choking on a piece of meat and turning purple in front of me, LB State athletic director Vic Cegles, Seal Beach surfing icon Uncle John Narz and Ledsam, who had the wherewithal to quickly leap up off his chair and wrap his powerful arms around Mr. Werner to successfully apply the Heimlich in dislodging the impediment from Mr. Werner's larynx. ``I just couldn't breathe,'' says the grateful Mr. Werner. ``I always figured Bad Stu had to be good for something in life, not knowing it would be for saving my life.''
A few years earlier, Mr. Ledsam went into a burning home near his Seal Beach residence, and brought out an elderly lady, sparing her from certain death, for which he received a citation from the state of California and was honored for his bravery at a Sacramento ceremony. . . Last Add Characters: Shamefully, I forgot to mention perhaps the most zany one---and also among my closest friends the past 54 years---the Hall of Fame boxing publicist Bill (Bozo) Caplan.
Actually, Mr. Caplan, now in his mid 80s who once had a spectacularly impressive tummy for his 5-foot-8, 325-pound anatomy, was an outrageous fellow and a close confidante of George Foreman going back to the former heavyweight champion's amateur days. Mr. Foreman even officiated at the marriage of one of Mr. Caplan's daughters, Liz. Mr. Caplan was celebrated for a lot of things---he's the only person to have worked for fight promoters George Parnassus, Aileen Eaton, Don Chargin, Don King, Bob Arum, Oscar De La Hoya and Dan Goossen---but it was his outrageous antics as a ringside announcer and publicist that earned him his well-deserved nickname that I gave him. At a fight press conference once in LA's Koreatown, one of the participants was 30 minutes late, which incensed the then bantamweight champion Lupe Pintor, who finally departed the scene in a huff and repaired to a car in the restaurant's parking lot. Of course, Bozo being Bozo, he wouldn't stand for such a rash act, and decided to be even rasher, laying his ample body in front of the vehicle for 15 minutes until the tardy other boxer finally showed up, and a picture of his goofy stunt was taken by an Associated Press photographer and it appeared in sports sections the next day around the country. Once at a fight at Caesars Tahoe where he was serving as the ring announcer, Bozo's microphone didn't work, which prompted the CBS sportscaster, Tim Ryan, to say over the air, ``Bozo Caplan is one guy who doesn't need a mike.'' When he went on one of his endless diets and actually once pared down to 190, I incurred the wrath of his two daughters---his other one is named Debbie---during a meal at Michael's at the old Barbary Coast when I shrieked to him, ``Please, Bozo, put the weight back on, you look terrible without your trademark paunch.'' At a match at Hollywood Palladium one Saturday afternoon, one of his pre-fight introductions inspired much laughter in a crowd that included Ryan O'Neal and Farrah Fawcett when he thundered, ``You saw this fine gentleman get chainsawed into pieces in Scarface, but he somehow survived that gruesome attack and is here today! Give it up for Pepe Serna!'' . . . If Leonard had stayed healthy, the Clippers probably already would have been the Western Division champions and would be awaiting the NBA Finals. . . Viewpoints and op-eds on LBREPORT.com are proudly those of their bylined authors but not necessarily those of LBREPORT.com or our advertisers. We welcome our readers' comments/opinions 24/7 via Facebook and moderate length letters and longer-form op-ed pieces submitted to us at mail@LBReport.com.
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Why Have ALL The Long Beach Leaders Been So Silent On The Feds Placing A Contingent Of Undocumented Kids In Downtown LB? A Talk With Jerry West And An Emotional Remembrance For Me Of Still Another Friend, Elgin Baylor, Who Is Gone Frankly, I'm Surprised Long Beach Chief Of Police Robert Luna Didn't Think A Contingent Of Extraterrestrials From Another Galaxy Was Responsible For The LB Crime Wave The Creator Of Two Iconic Long Beach Dining Establishments, Schooner Or Later and Tantalum, LB Bachelor Denny Lund Also Has Been A Creator Of Glad Times Krikorian Notes: From Cal Gov Gavin Newsom Keeping Long Beach Restaurant Diners Outdoors For No Plausible Reason To His Equally Despised Michigan Counterpart, Gretchen Whitmer, Actually Allowing Indoor Dining In Her State To Cock Of The Walk John Morris Speechless (!) 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