And now they're asking for more money? Now that's big ones.

Yes, I do drive a big truck.

Is that a stalk in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Now, that is a manly man!

I ain't got no bananas.

This is just toooo funny! That is how all of us "little squirts" began in one way or the other.

Go to your room.

Mr. and Mrs. Humpty Dumpty

Mother nature at work!!!

Yep -- that's about the size of it.

What do you get when you plant a Big Boy next to a Big Girl tomato?

From the bedroom to the garden, head low with shame, he slinked, an embarrassed failure once again. As he put on his glasses for the first time in months, he realized why his Viagra tasted like fertilizer.